Breaking news: God reanimating bodies specifically to have people check a soundcloud link before they get to heaven
“I’m not letting you people die in peace until you’ve heard me shred some nasty tunes” -the literal word of God
People are advised to check the link before dying the first time in order to avoid being reanimated.
As the news develops, more and more undead amass for a single reason: apparently the soundcloud link is really bad and they just refuse to listen to it
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