centipeetle:

Trilllizard staring out his window wistfully: I’m so lonely… Oh! A shooting star! Hm. I wish I was popular. I wish I was the talk of the town — when people see me, they’ll grin and wave. I wanna be a celebrity! And – and people would use a cool catch phrase when they see me.

Bernie sanders peeking out from his closet: (:

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