thighetician:

iverbz:

thighetician:

iverbz:

I know I’m getting old cause alcohol doesnt elevate my gaming skills anymore

Alcohol? You mean nap juice?

My nigga. I get to sipping and I’m like oh tonight finna be lit. An hour later I got my house slippers on and Netflix asking me if I’m still watching as I snore loudly into my mic

Yuuuuup. I’ve learned to pace myself real well on nights out, because I’ll get too drunk and call that Uber home before I know what’s happening