BICYCLE MONSTER!
LIKE A BIKE BUT BETTER!
LIKE A DOG BUT WORSE.
HIS NOSE SHOULD MAYBE BE WETTER.
IF YOU PET HIM, WHOOPS, YOU’RE CURSED!
I constructed him from wool, wire, a red velvet dress that fit me badly, and a bicycle I got out of the trash.
FURTHER READING: HIS NAME IS NEEDLENOSE AND HE DIED WHEN AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT BODY SLAMMED HIM INTO A DUMPSTER LAST YEAR.
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