wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

my roommates are mad at me cause i told them the blaire witch project wasn’t scary before we saw it together but i literally cannot watch the blaire witch project without thinking of the funniest image ever conceived, aka shaggy from scooby doo facing the wall like the end of the blaire witch project 

theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

Asking on anonymous for obvious reasons, but yeah there is a Bowsette porn parody and I definitely know this because my husband shot it. On his birthday in just a few hours. He hated every moment of it. They only had a day to shoot the damn thing because Pornhub was getting so many searches for it by so many weirdos so they needed it ASAP. So thanks for ruining my husband’s birthday people.

jerryterry:

ratguzzler:

holy shit

Reading this made me want to check it out, and it’s about how you’d expect.

ryukotatsuma:

tired-coconut:

amalgamasreal:

trilllizard666:

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

Someone please link me the full manga or something

This is Good Shit™

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband:

https://mangadex.org/chapter/114999/1