smallestdogswilldie:

why do u guys think intrusive thoughts are shit like “hnnhnnnng Ball” its literally like. unwanted thoughts about poisoning dinner guests or killing your children or incest like its not some Fun Haha Relatable Mental Illness feel! its vey stressful and theyre almost impossible to get rid of

subtle:

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

unrelatedtouserboxes:

babel-infocalypse:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

ratguzzler:

me: what if we made oatmeal with chocolate milk

some anon: you know, when i was a child we used to get chocolate milk by the gallon… my sister loved it. i say ‘loved’ in past tense because she died in a car accident last summer. im still in shock

me:

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

everythingfox:

antique-skies:

everythingfox:

The ability to pin a post would be very cool

why is that last letter in orange

Halloween

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

monicalewinskyed:

if you’re 20+ years old why are you still on tumblr 

dodrantaldick:

feministism:

When you say eat the rich don’t forget it also includes your favorite pop artists not just the ceo of the business you hate