quelleflemme

beetledrink:

skarchomp:

beetledrink:

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

powerburial:

zonecassette:

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

gremlindot:

elaxisfae:

protectblkwomen:

This is so cute!

The type of quality content I like to see

twerklina:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

principles:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

cherigotchipng:

shkedia:

cherigotchipng:

smh y’all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

that’s balloony

localstarboy:

That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” clear as day

alphamercy:

bemusedlybespectacled:

solitarelee:

unpretty:

when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like

“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”

as opposed to, like

“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”

(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)

this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE

“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD

okay can we talk about this DRAG tho – “Of course, the state can regift innocence about as capably as it can 27 years.” like the absolute “yall are fucking racist idiots” seeping out of that salty, sarcastic, “fuck you” is /brilliant/