A Beetle Tattoo Spreads its Wings in Tandem With its Owner’s Arm

THIS SCENE HAD ME DYING

nottmythical:

gazoinks:

scientificphilosopher:

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard

comedianthrax:

this is the live-action equivalent of those tf2 gmod videos where the faceposing is all fucked up

what do you mean your family doesnt speak english? how do you comunicate?

alberto-rosende:

i know this may sound surprising for a lot of you, but english isn’t the only language in the world

dramatic-dolphin:

thinking in your target language: coherent and eloquent sentences. you use every verb tense perfectly, the grammatical genders are all correct, and your intonation is like a native speaker’s.

actually speaking your target language:

ethiobird:

why is this peak comedy to me

moami:

anyways here is my thread of songs that get every european in the room turnt the bloody hell up and screaming the lyrics. grab some beer, mineral water or sangria and let’s go

astrodidact:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

sindri42:

rowantheexplorer:

pikachudrawer:

I saw this gate while on my hike today.

You fail to close that gate, you’re definitely letting all the fairies loose.

Listen, I don’t make the rules. Just for the love of Pete close it behind you.

I feel like going around the gate is also inviting some sort of misfortune.

I present to you this relevant image from Behind You: