jadesisland:

knochensoldaten:

jadesisland:

knochensoldaten:

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people with the same name as me confuses the hell outta me

my names Jade Harley, how do you think i feel?

holy shit no way

wow i thought just about everyone knew by now

theweirdwideweb:

spice-ghouls:

outofcontexterikamoen:

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

killin-the-machine:

justiceforamydunne:

girl: *calls her boyfriend daddy during sex*

sigmund freud watching all of that from hell:

Literally every fucking time

goopy-amethyst:

New iPhone: comes out

Every single iPhone that came out before:

wifecore:

this is blowing up on twitter so i thought i might as well put it here too (i made this)