the-real-ted-cruz:

devotee-loyalty:

the-real-ted-cruz:

do you love the color of the sky?

This goes against the Geneva Conventions and I will have your head for it

are you referring to this?

count-kordin:

Trying to stop all the crimes in the Spider-Man game is just

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I lived near Tommy Wiseau and got to know him a bit and he decided we were best friends. One day, he invited me over to his place, where he showed me his collection of special, never-before-seen versions of The Room. It turned out he had shot a lot more footage than anyone was aware of. The version he picked out to show me was one he called “The Room, But Everything Is 10 Degrees Too Cold,” and it was completely identical to the original except re-shot with all the actors wearing parkas.

yourfursona:

givemethefrenchfries:

onion-souls:

This site brute-forced my brain to develop entirely new neural pathways granting the ability to scan and locate the presence of Lucky Luciano in any photograph within a fraction of a second, and I’m afraid of the long-term costs.

Wow it’s like opening a set of matryoshka dolls and inside the smallest one is a poisonous snake that bites me directly on the nipple thanks