Mephistopheles was trying to get me to make a contract with him and he said, “Do you think this is a dream? I can see the history of your entire soul.”
this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes
*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*
Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to
1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive
2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)
3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background.
Everybody please contribute
4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire
5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat
6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise
I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.
[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie]
if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*
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