themadcapmathematician:

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

nyrma:

perhaps the strangest point in my life was when i got discharged from the hospital after 2 months of no internet access and once i finally got to check my phone everyone was just saying different variations of “in me mums car … brum brum” and .. ., that kind of stuff can fuck a guy up . no context, no explanation .. everyone was already so far into the meme that there was no safety net for someone just working their way back into tumblr. i was lost . and scared.. and confused. bad time in life.

jujubiest:

They sent pipe bombs to Obama, Clinton, CNN, and a major Democratic donor. They marched through the streets chanting “Jews will not replace us.” They jailed and brutalized and outright killed Black protesters. They ran a woman down with a car for protesting their hateful rhetoric.

They threatened from the start to resort to violence if they didn’t get their way, and then got their way…and resorted to violence anyway. They are the purveyors of a body of politics that sees most of us as subhuman and undeserving of life, and actively works toward our destruction.

Remember that during this election.

This is not a matter of choosing the “lesser evil”. This is flawed politicians vs. actual fucking terrorists. This is human failings vs. inhumanity. This is not being progressive enough vs. silencing the opposition with violence.

No fucking contest. Get out and vote.

samsketchbook:

samsketchbook:

BICYCLE MONSTER!

LIKE A BIKE BUT BETTER!

LIKE A DOG BUT WORSE.

HIS NOSE SHOULD MAYBE BE WETTER.

IF YOU PET HIM, WHOOPS, YOU’RE CURSED!

I constructed him from  wool, wire, a red velvet dress that fit me badly, and a bicycle I got out of the trash.

FURTHER READING: HIS NAME IS NEEDLENOSE AND HE DIED WHEN AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT BODY SLAMMED HIM INTO A DUMPSTER LAST YEAR.