quelleflemme's blog

megapope:

kanye west is either drawing himself and kim as rick and morty or paying someone to draw him and kim as rick and morty and I’m not sure which is funnier

c2oh:

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

thespectacularspider-girl:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

filthyshitpostingfujoshi:

filthyshitpostingfujoshi:

joner:

waluigf:

joner:

Name one person who jacks off more than me

this guy

I said a PERSON, not a legend

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

ooh I almost forgot
Fun Facts about Masanobu

He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast

He has a girlfriend

His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex

She will happily time him

He has held the title since 2008

You will never be as cool as this man

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

radicalmercy:

tilthat:

TIL of Dock Ellis, a professional pitcher who threw a no-hitter while high on LSD

via ift.tt

cyberscully:

they are so in love

butchhoods:

brianwilson:

real life has over 3.5 billion female characters, which is pretty fucking feminist in my opinion. incredible representation

Its still less than Touhou

bisexualflyboy:

yaskweenly:

The Mirror of Erised

okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??

desarea-doodles:

nyledimarco:

‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

He’s so happy

gurlukovich:

gurlukovich:

some unknown number sent me this text and i treasure it