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tilthat:

TIL the International Movie Database (IMDb) is almost 25 years old, older than the public release of the first web browser.

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superficialwitch:

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away:

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

i’m yodeling

micooll:

i made a in-depthish greek godly parent quiz so reblog and tag with ur results

elsajeni:

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

maxofs2d:

maxofs2d:

This French satirical skit is from right after Bush’s election in 2001, but unfortunately, it just became relevant again…

wateryday:

maybe you’ve seen this picture floating around:

it came from this picture:

and that is my cat inkky. she’s a meme and i’ll be damned if im not gonna take full advantage of that

telnaga:

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

whoredrigo:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Tumblr, I’M BEGGING YOU, let me reblog ads!

YASSS QUEEN TAMMY GET THAT HOT SAUCE AD CAMPAIGN

tilthat:

Til of the Cagots, a minority population in Europe in medieval times. They were shunned, hated, and segregated from entering taverns or touching food in markets. They were not an ethnic or religious group and were indistinguishable from other people, and no one knows why they were so despised.

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troyyy:

this is my favorite video of all time