grimeclown:

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

tilthat:

TIL that in 2013, a researcher at UW managed the first human to human brain interface through the Internet by wearing a cap and playing a video game. When he wanted to shoot a missile, he thought “fire” and another researcher across campus’s finger moved involuntarily and pressed the fire button.

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diosmiles:

peer2peer2peer:

This is him consoling people……

ghc:

ghc:

Hey so like, is there any reason why there’s a fucking toilet here? In the middle of the sidewalk? Just wondering

all of your responses are making me lose it

muhyul:

Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

coochyena:

dogs2thesequel:

i remember in 2014 everyone was pointing out how creepy twilight was and how edward was constantly depicted as a stalker and the shit with jacob literally falling in love with a fucking baby and now its 2018 and people are trying to claim twilight was actually good all along and we only hated it bc of misogyny or whatever like… how did y’all get less woke

and let’s not forget the anti-indigenous racism and the fact that one of the main protagonists was a confederate soldier.

tilthat:

TIL Donald Duck is so loved in Scandinavian countries that in Sweden they had to make him illegal to vote for in political elections. In 2005 in Norway ¼ of the total population read the Donald Duck Magazine, and “Donaldism” became a thing.

via ift.tt