sashayed:

umtryagainsweatie:

That’s the fuckign Lincoln Memorial

u heard me. my president, donald trump, lives inside a pillar of the lincoln memorial. got a secret door. little house in there. got a couch and a playstation. he lives in there and when he gets hungry at night he sneaks out & eats pigeons with his little hands. my president

China Now Selling “Anti-Pervert” Flame-Throwers to Women

viktors-ass:

skeletondanceparty:

dan-mcneely:

moonlandingwasfaked:

argumate:

ranma-official:

Women-Respector 90001

While some have small flames, others can reach up to 3,300 degrees and extend nearly 20 feet.

respect women or DIE

i’m hank hill i sell respect women juice and respect women juice accessories

China Now Selling “Anti-Pervert” Flame-Throwers to Women

unrelatedtouserboxes:

Not a huge fan of how humans are burdened with the knowledge of our organs and how they work and that they can fail. Makes me nervous… pigeons dont have to live knowing they can die at any time for like no discernable reason. They know about how predators could get them like how we know murderers and dangerous machinery exist but they dont know what a blood clot is. Pigeons are blissfully ignorant. they dont live to spite death they just live

yamino:

sisterclaire:

peppapigvevo:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

weallneedsomethingtobelievein:

debonairbexar:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cydonianmystery:

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

I thought this gonna be young ravers dressed as nuns but nope. they nuns.

I’m the nuns doing the macarena

Not Sister Claire but this is so on brand…

Okay so looking this video up made the context even better.

“Thousands of nuns dancing at the “rhythm” of
“Doom Terror Corps” by Phuture Doom, a satanic band.“

azzandra:

crtter:

zabam93:

crtter:

I was in 1st/2nd grade grade when the big Pokémon boom of the late 90s-early 00s happened. It was HUGE. Every kid was into it and we’d watch the show and play pretend and collect the cards and bring our game boys to school to trade Pokémon during recess. I was lucky to have supportive parents, but I remember how teachers and other adults would scoff and say how tired they were of Pokémon, how annoying and juvenile it was and how they couldn’t wait for us to “get over it already”. I might have been young, but I still remember how much these kinds of comments bummed me out. Why in the world are we being mean to little kids who like Fortnite

Why are you comparing pokemon to fortnite???

Because… Fortnite is very popular amongst children at the moment? And there are adults who dismiss it in the same way other adults did when Pokémon was big, calling it stupid, saying the dances are annoying, how much they can’t wait for the “fad to be over”, etc. It’s pretty much the same scenario.

Fortnite has a lootbox system that is glorified gambling, and can cause patterns of addiction in even adult minds, and that is in fact its intended goal in order for the game to make money from microtransactions. That’s how all games with lootboxes function. That’s how they draw in their customer base and squeeze more money out of them.

Like, I don’t judge kids who enjoy Fortnite. My little cousin plays Fortnite.

But last week, my little cousin also stole his mother’s credit card and spent about a month’s salary on microtransactions without his parents’ knowledge.

Modern gaming has become vile and predatory in ways that we didn’t have to deal with as children.

And we shouldn’t be mean to children about this, but we should definitely be coming down on these companies like a pile of fucking bricks.