quelleflemme's blog

fursonar:

god put weed on this earth bc she wanted me specifically to smoke it

ticklesnod:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ljlyall:

ljlyall:

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

this is 100x more tragic than the story of icarus, fight me

one time the math teacher stopped me in the halls and said “hey! no skateboarding inside!” so i stopped and then he was like “wait, where’d the skateboard go” and i started heelying and he looked really surprised for a second and just said “look, i’m not sure if thats against the rules or not, so i wont stop you. but if it turns out that it is against the rules, i didn’t not stop you.”

every-flavored-bean:

In OOTP JK says that some of the fireworks that Fred and George set off are swear words, so like imagine coming out of the Three Broomsticks after enjoying a butterbeer and you turn and see

just floating above Hogwarts

tilthat:

TIL a group of monkeys in Thailand has been living in the Stone Age for 50 years

via ift.tt

vaporwave-daily:

Ok now

asterixcalibur:

ostolero:

ryangoslingofficial:

youre only scared of me because ive seen every episode of malcolm in the middle

youre only scared of me because ive mastered every episode of malcolm in the middle

youre not the boss of me now because youve seen every episode of malcolm in the middle and you’re not so big