vriskanon:

What do you mean no middle ground the neutral zone is right there

thighetician:

iverbz:

thighetician:

iverbz:

I know I’m getting old cause alcohol doesnt elevate my gaming skills anymore

Alcohol? You mean nap juice?

My nigga. I get to sipping and I’m like oh tonight finna be lit. An hour later I got my house slippers on and Netflix asking me if I’m still watching as I snore loudly into my mic

Yuuuuup. I’ve learned to pace myself real well on nights out, because I’ll get too drunk and call that Uber home before I know what’s happening

official-mugi:

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spooky-blazkowicz:

official-mugi:

The Birthday Boy

I am dying for context.

It is critical information that Dick The Birthday Boy grew up into Rich Evans

Never forget

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tilthat:

TIL Johnny Depp’s first performance as Jack Sparrow earned him an Academy Award nomination. Roger Ebert himself reviewed: “There has never been a pirate, or for that matter a human being, like this in any other movie.”

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