letempsdulilas:

Love how every non-french despiction of “la bise” is two huges kisses on both cheeks like ‘smack smack’ while irl it’s more ‘I’m barely touching your cheek with my own cheek. This is how I greet you. It’s weird because I’m pretending kissing your cheek but I’m not. Sometimes, I also make a kissing sound, while still not kissing you. No one says anything about it.’