canderemy:

here is a list of various things that phineas and ferb has had entire songs dedicated to

• herding cows in a mall
• a fusion of summer and winter
• a brick
• bigfoot
• a guy not having rhythm
• puppies and rainbows and flowers and holding hands etc. etc.
• squirrels invading pants
• a disco miniature golfing queen
• a man with a head the size and shape of a pear
• a bollywood song about not being able to finish a school project
• aglets
• shooting a gelatin monster with water guns
• literally sitting and doing nothing
• being unable to live up to your mother’s expectations because you’re not good at kickball
• a heavy metal song about not being graded in a class
• dr. coconut. doesn’t make any sense in context, either
• obeying someone through the power of yodeling
• a mexican-jewish cultural festival
• reverse engineering
• a platypus driving a semi truck
• a robot rodeo
• another bollywood song about producing rubber bands and rubber balls in a factory
• a platypus controlling your every movement
• completely giving up
• a dairy farm on the moon that makes ice cream
• meatloaf
• snacks
• a language they made up named ferb latin
• a completely gibberish version of the smash hit gitchee gitchee goo, which was originally half gibberish anyway
• a heartfelt ballad sung by a bully and his nerd after they broke up
• a waltz set to a driving test
• a horse in a bookcase. hes just stuck in the bookcase
• weapons of mass destruction and using said weapons to impress your father/creator/inventor
• abandoning society to live with monkeys because you thought your boyfriend broke up with you
• a fusion of a whale and a flamingo
• a gordian knot
• the battle of troy
• a super creepy giant marionette doll
• theres one that’s self explanatory: the title is “all the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced”

thats not even close to all of them either. shall i go on