Hey good news, she went into labor in the middle of the night apparently and never made it out to sea
God was like “ Ive got to save your baby from your own stupid bullshit”
I looked into this the last time it came around and she says she always intended to have a water birth (in a pool, on dry land) with a midwife/doula but she swam in the ocean (where dolphins live) during her pregnancy because she lives at the beach.
“We never said anywhere or to anyone that we were planning on having a birth in the water with dolphins,”
Someone decided “hippie lady gives birth with dolphins” would receive more clicks than “sane woman with sensible birth plan also swam in ocean during pregnancy and sometimes there are dolphins in the ocean” and we are still spreading the clickbait three years later so that was a good call on their part
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