The motto

We Are All Meechee

clayandsorcery:

corporationsarepeople:

@amillennialdog on twitter: The DHS posted a 14-word headline that started with “we must secure” holy absolute fuck

With a link to the site. Can confirm: https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again

update: so at least one guy in the higher up dhs echelons has been outed as a white supremacist lmao

ttaakitz:

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

Let’s just take a moment to remember the dark ages of Disney park characters.

durnesque-esque:

pikasuz:

suzlovesdisney:

Prince Caspian. I’m sure this lasted like two weeks.

I don’t even know what this is. Jessica Rabbit. Okay. That’s cool. But is this a fur character or a face character? Why was this a thing.

Let us never forget the days of the mowgli face character; where they hired a guy to run around in shorts. A moment of silence.

And finally: my absolute favorite. Flounder.

I cannot come up with a caption for this.

Source: CharacterCentral.net

And let’s not forget:

Why.

Oh but wait, there’s more: Treasure Planet

And Atlantis (WHY??? is Vinny the only one without a real face?)

Then there’s vintage Disney:

Ok, that’s not so bad, but THIS – OH GOD WHY??

sodomydog:

sodomydog:

sodomydog:

usbdongle:

usbdongle:

hahahahaha i forgot how batshit that Pepsi Design Doc pdf was i’m reading it again and having a great time

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pepsis-nonsensical-logo-redesign-document-1-million-for-this/

what the fuck am I reading

moods

rosalui:

meso-mijali:

rosalui:

youngstero:

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

tankies:

linashahid:

Climate alarmists aren’t trying to save the planet, they want communism in America

and what about it?

ME

elevan:

puto-papi:

antiandrogen:

puto-papi:

violaslayvis:

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc 😦

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