You are the sole employee of a strange business. You have never seen your employer before, but at the end of every week there is a paycheck waiting for you in an envelope in your mailbox.
ya just described my dream job tbh
Author: quelleflemme
Just trying to figure out where they stand. Guess it depends on the day.
you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
Why have they laid down a plastic sheet?
that’s the surprise
Process of Shoreline
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Music was composed by video game and film composer @rycamus http://www.ryancamus.com
the full spectrum of human reaction to mitski
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed
excuse me i was born in 2001, what are you gonna do about it
i dont have to do anything my dude, u already have a curse on u
no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials

