edgebug:

the-stray-liger:

edgebug:

people back in 2012 were too cowardly to ship the onceler with the lorax so they had to ship him with himself but you KNOW that if The Lorax (2012) was released today y’all would be all over that lussy

Op turn on your location I just want to talk

jesus was also persecuted in his time

livingdeadpoetssociety:

confessionistt:

nipahdubs:

skinnymeme:

studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

carly-gay-jepsen:

higharollakockamamie:

lord-kitschener:

mormonfries:

pissvortex:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

jordan peterson’s fucking insane all-meat diet is almost certainly going to kill him and i personally find that extremely entertaining

“i ate like a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and was overcome with an inexplicable sense of impending doom and couldn’t sleep for a month” like BITCH that is NOT a healthy reaction lmfao

like if someone threw a fruit in his general direction he’d probably fall over convulsing and start coughing up blood

i thought you were fucking kidding

Getting scurvy to own the libs

The doomcider part is fucking amazing. 

WHAT THE FUCK ?

garageband-bitch:

katesofheaven:

garageband-bitch:

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

tilthat:

TIL the international data code for Switzerland is CH, which stands for Confoederatio Helvetica, the Latin name for the country. Switzerland chose this code to avoid favouring any of their four official languages.

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